But I had to break up with you!
You didn't help keep my waistline flat!
I still dream about you, like, everyday.
Big and crusty French or Italian:
With GOBS of butter:
Or a breakfast of French toast:
Or pancakes:
And my favorite thin crust pizza:
Maybe we can sneak out together sometime when pita bread with hummus calls to me (it's just not the same with Mr. carrot stick):
We may be able to see one another again, on a limited basis. Like at restaurants or on special occasions.
Maybe we can sneak out together sometime when pita bread with hummus calls to me (it's just not the same with Mr. carrot stick):
You're just not good for me! In fact, I was surprised how addicted I had become to you.
*SIGH*
19 comments:
This is the saddest breakup story I have ever heard. Only bread on special occasions. I am sad for you.
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LisaDay
I feel your pain...I too had to give up bread except for the occassional pita or Light whole wheat sliced read :( I can sniff bread out whereever I go too. It's torture really!
I love bread too. But I have sugar problems which doesn't love bread. Try Aunt Hattie's Low Carb...it's not bad. I agree it's a sad breakup story.
Mary
First...thanks for visiting my blog!
Bread is my number one favorite food...I heart it so much, but agree that it may be best to part ways. I was so excited to find your blog and the yummy pictures on it! It made my stomach rumble! :) My old roommate and her now husband both used to write for Sun, I wonder if you guys worked together!
P.S. My friend on Oprah's name is George if that's who you're thinking of!
Oh my now I need carbs! thanks! haha
You're killing me smalls. I've been craving biscuits for three days.
Now I've got the late afternoon munchies!
Oh My ... how can you post those photos and break up with bread?????? I'm drooling over here!
Thanks for making me crave pizza, that picture looks delish!
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This post was JUST CRUEL!!! My dinner wasn't filling at all, and that bread-- particularly the crusty French bread-- has my mouth salivating!
~Elizabeth
Confessions From A Working Mom
Yeah, I agree about the cruelty of this post. At least I read it before 6 PM. :)
Bread is like the mops and brooms in those swiffer commercials...it just keeps coming back.
I have a very similar relaitonship with bread too. Good Luck.
I feel your pain...I'm on the atkins diet:( Bread who?!
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Anat
I keep TRYING to break up with bread, but it keeps pulling me back in.
Damn you crusty, delicious, numminess.
Bread and I broke up several times...I keep taking him back though I know our relationship is unhealthy. I just love him, you know?
My condolences on your loss. Bread is very special and to lose it...well, it's devastating. You know, that two timing Pita and Hummus, they've been calling me too! Why, I oughtta....
Standing O for your willpower. I tried to give up bread once. I was such a biiiiiiotch. Ah ha ha
Oh my gosh! I almost licked my screen!
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