I've collected some funny and awesome FB status updates and Twitter Tweets!
**No names are used (to protect the innocent...or guilty)!
I'm playing along with Lourie's monthly meme.
Head over there if you want to join:
HERE'S WHAT I'VE COLLECTED:
*Oh Charlie, train wrecks are travelling in slo-mo just to watch YOU!
*The day Snooki appears on the cover of Rolling Stone is the day civilization is officially over. Sadly, that day has arrived.
*At SeaWorld, plotting to kidnap a bat ray and keep it in my bathtub. #bat-rays-are-the-new-chihuahuas
*It's always fun to see a recall for something you ate for breakfast that day. #ewww
*I used to buy stale boxes of fortune cookies from the dollar store, & whenever I was unsure about something, id crack a cookie open.
*Slimmer, faster iPad being unveiled as we speak... and here I am stuck with an old-fashioned, fat iPad that is 4 months old!
*Your last tweet made me feel old. Your intern was born in 1991? People born in the 90's now hold semi-real jobs? #Damn
*Charlie Sheen's "WINNING" quotes would be funnier if mental health, addiction and kids weren't involved!
SEE YOU ON THURSDAY! :D
**No names are used (to protect the innocent...or guilty)!
I'm playing along with Lourie's monthly meme.
Head over there if you want to join:
HERE'S WHAT I'VE COLLECTED:
*Oh Charlie, train wrecks are travelling in slo-mo just to watch YOU!
*The day Snooki appears on the cover of Rolling Stone is the day civilization is officially over. Sadly, that day has arrived.
*At SeaWorld, plotting to kidnap a bat ray and keep it in my bathtub. #bat-rays-are-the-new-chihuahuas
*It's always fun to see a recall for something you ate for breakfast that day. #ewww
*I used to buy stale boxes of fortune cookies from the dollar store, & whenever I was unsure about something, id crack a cookie open.
*Slimmer, faster iPad being unveiled as we speak... and here I am stuck with an old-fashioned, fat iPad that is 4 months old!
*Your last tweet made me feel old. Your intern was born in 1991? People born in the 90's now hold semi-real jobs? #Damn
*Charlie Sheen's "WINNING" quotes would be funnier if mental health, addiction and kids weren't involved!
SEE YOU ON THURSDAY! :D
22 comments:
Hahaha!! You need to shared the tweeters...I need to follow some of these folks! They are hilarious :)
#bat-rays-are-the-new-chihuahuas -- too funny.
LisaDay
Haha yes...love the Charlie Sheen one!
Hee! I want a bat ray now!
#bat-rays-are-the-new-chihuahuas
Hilarious!!!!
Happy Tuesday!
Oh my god that first one if FTW! I love comparisons.
Great quote collection! Oh, Snooki... why?!
Too funny! I've been trying to ignore the whole Charlie Sheen mess, but it's so even worse than a train wreck! And I want a bat ray, too!
OMG, my iPad is fat! Hilarious!
Love them! I saw a hilarious tweet the other day about feeling old because of how far the girl had to scroll down to find her birth year on a porn site. I feel the same way (about the job thing, not the porn thing).
OMG Charlie Sheen is crazy. It is sad really. These were hilarious! Thanks for playing. :)
Snooki is on the cover of Rolling Stone? When did I get so old and out of touch with pop culture?!
The first one is so clever!!!! And true.
Okay I feel old now too...1991,seriously! Wow officially old
Thanks for playing along..
I agree, you should share the authors of these masterpieces!
LOL! Those are fantastic!!
Those are all great.
Hi, Christina! So glad I discovered your blog. Loved this post. My fave was the Charlie sheen quote. LOL! (By the way, your jewelry is scrumptious!) :D
Sam
I have a Fat iPad too! LOL! Great pick me up for today.
:)
~Tabitha
LOL, I want a bat-ray now. Oh, no...when I saw that Snookie was on the cover of Rolling Stone I briefly considered giving up on life ;) Great collection of funnies.
Those are hilarious! I'm stuck with a fat old iPad, too. Whatev. At this point in life, fat and old aren't necessarily bad things :)
HAHAHAHA OMG Christina! THANK YOU! Girl you rock!!!! Those sting rays are cute!!! And feel like mushrooms!
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