Yes, I know it's the first day of April (hmm...why does that sound so familiar?).
*It's also the day I'll BEG you to read the 10,000 word essay I posted below, on the importance of eating jelly beans in April. So sorry I deleted all the white space.
*Also, PLEASE watch these 5 videos I've included on the same topic (they are each only 10 minutes long).
*Oh, and rock out to the loud music I've supplied as my blog background(everyone likes my kind of music, right?)!